Why God?

Do I have to have a period? Okay, so I actually do know the answer to that...but really...Why? They're awful! This is the first in about a year and I seriously just want to curl up n' die. Heating pad...extra strength Tylenol...Where are you? I don't remember cramps being this painful. Ouch! And why is it so heavy??? And why am I SUPER emotional??? One minute I feel like the crazy Chrisitian lady off Wife Swap that goes mental and the next I'm a freaking water fall. Geeze.